The first thing we watched was a cave special... and they mentioned fresh water wells, and I said
"Fresh water whales?? I didn't know there was such a mammal?" Hubby says "wells"
and I again say yeah I heard it "whales" hubby then spells it out for me " W E L L S"
I say " Oh, wells. Duh! " and giggle. 
Next... we're watching the same segment and they start talking about some animal that resembles a ferret.. we'll call it Ferret's Cousin (FC)
So anyway they are discussing how the spring is the best time for FC to look for food, and show one eating a bird egg, then it goes on to say that they stalk squirrels and show some confusing footage of the FC eyeing the squirrels nuts, (get your minds out of the gutter not those nuts the acorns) 
. Anyway the camera man shows two squirrels getting down n dirty in the pine trees and then one by himself... The FC attacks the one that is alone and well eats it. During this process I was confused as to whether the FC was going to eat the squirrels or just eat the nuts the squirrels left unattended while pokin in the pines. So once I see the FC eating the squirrel I say to hubby "Oh so he eats meats and veggies huh" before hubby can open his mouth I say " well technically he ate an egg so that's dairy right? " You see my logic I was thinking basic food groups and eggs are in the dairy group... Hubby laughs and says " I love you" .
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10 comments:
That is just an awsome post and you are so not dumb just literal
:-)
Here is one from my Hubby's top ten Vicki Quotes: "I don't get that Apples and Oranges Thing, They're both fruit."
Great post ! Stopping in from SITS.
Very funny! Are you sure it wasn't just sleep deprivation???
That happens to me all the time. I was telling a big group of friends about this great historical fiction book I was reading and I went on and on for a good ten minutes before they realized I was talking about Medieval Wales and not Medieval whales. :) That would've been a weird book.
Is it possible that you just left me speechless? Really?! You win!
From the hubby----It's never a dull moment here in this house as long as my wife is around.----Ha!ha!
Everytime I come to drop a card I'm reminded of how funny this is, lmao. This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while...
It's nice to know that I'm not alone in my 'spethal' way of listening!
Hehee, you are funnny!
love it....I have those moments too...my darling husband calls them my window licker moments....ha...very funny....
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