Last night at approximately 1:30 AM The X Mom was seen outdoors in her PJ’s. She appeared to be yelling at two large rats. The rats were later found to be the newest members of the X Mom Gang Pup Pup and Zoey. X Mom was upset because the dogs were having trouble finding their “special spot”. You know that one spot in the yard that smells just right for pooping. After several minutes of sniffing and no pooping she began getting frustrated with the dogs and yelled for them to come in, living up to their recent gang membership the dogs didn’t listen. X Mom debated on weather or not she should attempt to catch them or just wait until the “special spot” was discovered and all pooping was finished. Eventually she decided on waiting it out. She waited, and waited until finally Pup Pup unloaded and ran to the bottom of the porch. Now both Pup Pup and X Mom waited on Zoey who apparently loves her poo too much to just let it go anywhere. Suddenly Zoey lifted her nose in the air catching a whiff of her “special spot” and off she goes running full speed to the neighbors yard, setting off the neighbors dog, a boxer who hates it when any other animals enter his turf.
What do you think happened next….. Did X Mom run into the neighbors yard to rescue Zoey from her demise… Did Zoey stand up to the boxer and hold her own… Have funeral arrangements been made…
NOW You've Pissed Me Off
6 years ago
5 comments:
You can't just leave it at that?!?! You're just wrong!
Oooooh, the anticipation is too much!!!!!! ~jumping up and down like her son~ "c'mon, tell me more tell me more"....LOL
I'm not looking forward to the cold weather, when I'll have to open the door and let in the frigid air, just as I'm starting to get all warm and snoozy, so that I can let out our Pekingese and wait for her to find that special spot.
Conclusion???
Oh, c'mon...did Zoey survive??
I have two dogs, one of them is the absolute worst when it comes to this. He can circle for a full minute, decide it's not the right spot and move on. He'll repeat this 4 or 5 times some nights...always the rainy/cold nights of course. Darn dogs, good thing they're cute.
Thanks so much for bringing attention to Fragile X, and sharing your experiences!
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