Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Underage Posession and Distribution

At approximately 8 p.m. on the night of September, 7 known member of The X Mom gang Renegade Doodle was caught by Parental Authorities (PA) and charged with Underage Possession and Distribution of Carpet Fresh. Renegade Doodle was tried in Parental Court immediately. He plead guilty. His exact words were " My fault. I sorry. I clean up." PA's could not agree on the sentencing for such a crime. The female PA felt that all charges should be dropped because Renegade Doodle did apologize and it was she who left the Carpet Fresh out on the counter. The male PA felt that Renegade Doodle knew that he was doing wrong and should be given lights out early. After several minutes of discussion, the female PA won, which isn't surprising, and all charges were dropped against Renegade Doodle.

6 comments:

Sarah said...

You may need to go visit AR Zookeeper. She has a real problem with one of her residents who distributes Cherrios in much the same manner. I have a junior inmate who insists on such behavior with the dishwashing detergent should the cabinet fail to close properly. Perhaps we could schedule a short stay at the penitentiary?

Koz said...

Good Gravy, that was just hilarious! I'll have to tell ya' some stories sometime.lol

FXSmom said...

So did female PA get lights out early since SHE was the one who left the carpet fresh out?? lol

Bethany said...

No the female PA did not get lights out early, instead she was forced to stay up later than normal vacuuming...

Koz said...

...and vacuuming...and vacuuming..and vacuuming

specialeffects said...

Carpet Fresh...that's childs play...my little monster emptied two super sized cans of EXPENSIVE baby formula all over our kitchen floor two days ago...he played in it like sand with tiny hand and feet prints everywhere.....70 dollars worth of sand!