Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Oldest Members of The X Mom Gang Sentenced to 13 Years in the Virginia Department of Education LSES Unit.

August 26th was a judgment day for the oldest members of The X Mom’s gang. Jeremy “Smarty Pants” and William “Renegade Doodle” were forced to begin serving their 13 yr sentence at LSES. LSES will release the gang members in the afternoons, however they will remain under adult supervision and will not be allowed to leave the outdoor play area unless accompanied by responsible adult. It is stipulated in their sentence agreements that they must complete thirty minutes of paperwork after returning home. This stipulation did not go over well, but it was pointed out to Smarty Pants and Renegade Doodle that failure to complete assigned paperwork would result in a longer sentence, so the boys complied. Smarty Pants wasn’t worried about leaving for the day, he has served time at LSES for the past two years and a year at JCMES so he knew the drill. Renegade Doodle having never been in a vehicle without an immediate family member was hesitant to get onto a bus filled with strangers, so his mother carried him and placed him in his booster seat.
Mrs. Euglow a.k.a. The X Mom was sad to see the leaders go but underneath all her sadness was a bit of relief. Now that the older members would be gone all day certainly a few hours of relaxation could be enjoyed, or so she thought. It wasn’t long after Smarty Pants and Renegade Doodle’s departure until she realized young Scooter had been trained well.

2 comments:

FXSmom said...

lol...nice :)

Sarah said...

Beware. I hear the folks at my BES allow months of parole at a time. After one day of solitary with my own inmate I am dreading when parole comes around again. Maybe I can manage to get a sentence of my own at that time....