Monday, September 8, 2008

"Where's Your Pee Pee"

The oldest member of The X Mom gang, “Smarty Pants” accidentally saw his mother just as she was getting out of the shower. Mrs. Euglow told “Smarty Pants” to leave the bathroom and she would be out in a minute. He left the room, but continued to peek without his mother seeing him. When Mrs. Euglow was finished getting dressed she walked over to her bed and sat down beside Smarty Pants. Smarty Pants looked at his mother and giggled. “What’s so funny?” asked his mother. He replies with “Where’s your Pee Pee?” His mother points to the TV and says “right there” thinking she misunderstood what Smarty Pants said. Smarty Pants then says “that not a pee pee.” This time his mother clearly understands what he his referring to and decided to keep things simple and replies “ I don’t have a pee pee.” Instead of asking why Smarty Pants asks “Did it hurt” sighing with relief, thinking the subject has changed to a bruise on her leg or something his mother asks “Did what hurt?” “Did hurt when cut it off?” was Smarty Pants next sentence.

5 comments:

Koz said...

LMAO--too funny

Umma said...

Haha! Clearly the most reasonable explanation!

Sarah said...

Wow. I am soooo not looking forward to that day. Up to now I've been lucky and there has been crowd control while I shower. But I have a feeling it;s only a matter of time....

FXSmom said...

roflmao...that is hilarious!!!

Sissy said...

I am amazed I haven't had to have this conversation with Aidan. Isn't it funny how the male of our species just assume what they have is the standard?